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What's a tuna's favorite game?

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Where do squirrels go on vacation?

How long do chickens work?

What's the laziest vegetable?

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What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?