Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
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