Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How is cat food sold?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
How do billboards talk?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
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