Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What kind of bird can write?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
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