Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
When do cows get tired?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
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