Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What fish only swims at night?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?