Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What snacks always have the best tan?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why are cars magic?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?