What do you say if you meet a toad?

What animal loves Indian food?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What tea do footballers drink?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?