Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
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Where do old bowling balls end up?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
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What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
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What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
How is cat food sold?
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