Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
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Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
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