Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Where do termites go camping?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
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