Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

How does dinner smell?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Where do books love to go on vacation?