Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What day do hands always go to church?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

How does the sun listen to music?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?