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Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What bee is good for your health?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What building always gets stains on it?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?