What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
How do hurricanes see?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
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