Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?