What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What car does Yoda® drive?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why do football players make great fishermen?