What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
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