What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why is summer always sad?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Where do tough ducks come from?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
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