What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why was the mime upset?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
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