What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why was the cat so small?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?