Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do you call a dancing sheep?