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What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

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