What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What game do mice love to play?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
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