Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?