What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog.
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Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What kind of bird can write?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
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