Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What do math teachers eat?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?