What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
A royal flush.
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Which computer won the talent show?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
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