How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
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