What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?