What is a parrot's favorite game?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?