What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What's the politest month?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?