Why is winter considered holy?

What's the politest month?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What do you call a fly without wings?

How do birds threaten one another?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What animals love to close envelopes?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?