Why did spring break up with winter?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?