What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?