You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

How do bees get to school?

What is the emptiest holiday?