Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why are goats so funny?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

How do you arrest a pig?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

People are so hard on car mechanics.