How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why is money so stubborn?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call a short cow?
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