How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
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