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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

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What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

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What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

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