What animal should you never play poker with?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What's the most determined bird?

What do cats wear to work?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?