What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?