How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
What do bees chew?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
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