What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do you call a silly hill?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?