What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
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