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What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

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How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What do you call a magical reptile?

How do bunnies stay fit?

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What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?