Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What is the best Christmas present ever?