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How did the tree feel in spring?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What is an archer's favorite store?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?