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What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What car can you only see twice a year?