Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
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