Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What car can't keep a secret?
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