What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why do hogs play so much football?