Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
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