Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
What's a dog's favorite city?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
How does a witch play loud music?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the frog starve?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
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