Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why is a computer so smart?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

When does a horse talk?