Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What shape has a knighthood?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?