What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

How do you arrest a pig?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

How did the tree get lost?