Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's a forklift?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What fish sings the best?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!