Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What are you studying in math?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What kind of water does an angel like?
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