What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why didn't the melons get married?

How do you get straight A's?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?