Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
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What did the salad say to its dad?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Where does laundry go to college?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
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