What type of bat doesn't fly?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.