Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Where do surfers go to school?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?