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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why do two skunks argue?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?