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What is the difference between baseball and law?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Which relative loves rice?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why do cats love to work?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?