What bird is always sad?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Why are books always so angry?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Which animal should never work for the government?