What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?