What dog wears contact lenses?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?