What fish only swims at night?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What's the richest basketball team?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?