What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

It's allergy season again?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?