Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

How are mountains able to see?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What school subject really rocks?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?