Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Which animals make the best football players?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why did the frog starve?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?