When should you stop for a glow worm?
When he has a red light.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
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