What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

How do automobiles fly?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why are winter days great?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

A book just fell on my head.

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?