Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?