Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
What's the holiest insect?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
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