Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
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