What did the baby laptop call her father?
Data.
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What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
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