Why are the mountains so tired?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

When does a horse talk?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What car can't keep a secret?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?