What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

How do you get straight A's?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?