Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Which family member is always relieved?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?