How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?