Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
A boneyard.
What did the confused bee say?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call a silly hill?
How is life like toilet paper?
What fish only swims at night?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
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