Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
A boneyard.
Where do frogs keep their money?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Where do polar bears vote?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
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