What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why don't ants get sick?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?