How do birds threaten one another?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

How long will dinner be?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?