What money do cats use to go shopping?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?