What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

How can you farm during the winter?