What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What siblings are always sad?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What's E.T. short for?

What money do cats use to go shopping?