What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What day do hands always go to church?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?