What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Mathachussets.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
A book just fell on my head.
It's Crowded!
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
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