What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?