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How did the mermaid call her friends?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?