Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What are the smartest highways in the world?