You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?