What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?