Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?