What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?