What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?