What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What do fairies always drink?

Why did the barber win the race?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?