When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Which animals make the best football players?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What kind of store would a dog own?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?