Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What sports are both plant-based?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?