What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?