Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What did the calf play in the school band?