Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?