What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?