What is the opposite of coffee?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What do you give a sick pig?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

When should you start writing a book?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?