How does a pizza introduce itself?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What's black and white and red all over?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why did the frog starve?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?