Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

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Why is spring the oddest season?

Which animal is the most religious?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What do you call an exploding monkey?