Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why was the storm actually calm?