What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
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