What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a silly hill?
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