What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
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