Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What horn never makes a sound?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

The museum curator needed a break.

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Who invented fractions?