What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?