What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do naked fish play with?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?