Why did the person sit on the clock?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What game do mice love to play?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?