What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What do fish do at parades?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?