What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do minions always put in their salads?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why do moms make good vintners?
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