Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?