What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
Why do cows go to New York?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Where do you take sick ponies?
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