What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why are grandkids so great?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
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