What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
How long do chickens work?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why do cats give such great massages?
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