Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why are cars magic?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why was the tire self-conscious?