Why did the window need an aspirin?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What animal floats best?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?