Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do you give a sick pig?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Are baby skunks cute?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did the student eat their homework?