Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?