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How does dinner smell?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

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What do you call a Russian flea?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What's the opposite of irony?

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What did the baby bird say on Halloween?