Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why was the mime upset?

Why did electricity win the race?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?