What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?