Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What shape is bad at driving?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?