What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What did summer say to spring?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why was the math book sad?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

How does a barber get to work?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?