Why were the atoms always hungry?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why are trees always so positive?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?