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What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
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