Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What did the rug say to the floor?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why don't ants get sick?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Which elf is the best singer?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?