Why do vampires always look sick?

How do you grill cheese?

Can February March?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What is the best Christmas present ever?