What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why did the foal cough?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What is the color of the wind?

What does Rudolph call his wife?