Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why did the barber win the race?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?