What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?