What did the rug say to the floor?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

When do mice play every day?