Why do cubes make great referees?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Which subject has two parts?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?