What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Which president loved to take baths?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why did the foal cough?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

How does dinner smell?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?