What day of the week do chickens hide?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why are ghosts always single?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Where do kittens go to school?

What sport is always getting in trouble?