Which animal should never work for the government?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

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What shape is bad at driving?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do cows say on NYE?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?